A subtreasury of American humor

"It's broccoli, dear." "I say it's spinach, and I say the hell with it."

Commuter — one who spends his life In riding to and from his wife; A man who shaves and takes a train And then rides back to shave again.

I have occasionally had the exquisite thrill of putting my finger on a little capsule of truth, and heard it give the faint squeak of mortality under my pressure.