Dear friends, being a letter to the I.R.S. wherein the author explicates his non-compliance with certain Federal tax regulations and details a number of inalienable rights

On top of the war talk, women were driving me crazy: the ones who said “no” and the ones who said “yes.” It got downright mystifying just trying to figure out which was worse. At nineteen, it’s hard to know how to act.

All the mysteries of the world seem normal after dark. If imagination shows dead thumbs aching for a ride, those dead folk only prove the hot and spermy goodness of life.

Never confuse an idiot.